Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
The Biggest Drawing In The World
I believe originality will save the world.
With the help of GPS and DHL this man made a selfportrait.
Unbelievable, ante it ?
His website - http://www.thebiggestdrawingintheworld.com
15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
There are too many pirates and ninjas roaming the Interwebs for my liking, so with Universal Day of the Jedi on its way for May 25, it makes sense to examine specifically why Jedi Knights pwn both Ninjas and Pirates.
1. Ninjas and Pirates have to at least break a sweat to disarm each other. A Jedi Knight just has to think it and you're screwed.
2. Ninjas may use stealth, but Jedi Knights can use the Force to make you freakin' forget they were even there. In fact, with just a wave of a Jedi's hand, you might end up finding yourself rocking back and forth outside a 7-11 while drooling profusely.
3. Seriously, can you name a ninja or pirate that is able to take out Sith Lord like Darth Maul, or a giant beast like the Rancor? I didn't think so...
4. A sword used by a Pirate or a Ninja can be broken. Try and break a lightsaber. Go on, biatch, try it.
5. Dress someone in a pirate or ninja suit and they look like they're in costume. Hand someone a lightsaber, and a cloak, and they look bad-ass.
6. Janitors prefer Jedi Knights because the lightsaber cauterizes wounds. That means less clean up than what's left over after a ninja and pirate go at it like a pair of retarded spider monkeys.
7. Thousands of people around the world have identified their religion as "Jedi" in international censuses. Nobody has identified their religion as pirate or ninja, because the pirates were too hung-over and the ninjas couldn’t find the way out of their pajamas.
8. Jedi Knights can rub their eyes without poking them out, whereas a Pirate can not.
9. Jedi Knights have incredibly visual names like "Skywalker". Pirates have sissy names like "Sparrow".
10. A ninja may try to sneak up on a Jedi, but a Jedi Knight can sense danger through the Force. A Ninja doesn't have a chance of using stealth.
11. Despite the talk of wookiees, durasteel, and midichlorians, you still have a better chance of understanding what a Jedi says, than what a Pirate says with all those ridiculous "arrr"'s...
12. Jedi Knights have Lightsabers. Period.
13. How many ninjas and pirates do you know of that achieve immortality in the form of ghostly spirits? That's right, not only can Yoda kick your sorry ass, he can also haunt your sorry ass for the rest of your life.
14. If a Jedi loses a limb, they get a robotic replacement. Pirates just get a wooden stump that somebody ripped off from a rocking chair. The last ninja who lost a limb is still stuck in the tree he was hiding in because he can't climb down.
15. Some might argue that Pirates get the wenches; but people forget that there can be some 'creative' uses for a "Jedi Mind Trick". You really don't think Yoda reached 900 years of age without getting lucky, right?
Friday, May 23, 2008
TSM Blog. The seduction.
Just started the blog that will be updated 3 times aweek, about seduction :)
The articles are taken from the books, sites & experience !
Also don't forget to subscribe the blog !
http://www.TheSeductionManual.blogspot.com
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Five Weird But Obscenely Profitable AdSense Niches.
I’m now reading a new site about AdSense niches (NicheGeek) and it lists profitable niches that are quite different from what ever-so-popular keyword list creators are trying to sell you (GeekNiche is 100% free, too).
I’ve picked five weird niches that make at least 50 cents per click or more. That’s about 5-10 times what an average AdSenser can expect to make.
Psychic Readings.
Psychic readings are nothing new. You’ve probably seen ads for phone psychic readings on cable stations for years. You can expect to make up to 70 cents per click on average and individual clicks may very well be worth couple of bucks.
Car donations
Now, think about that. Someone would give you something that worth several hundred to several thousand dollars (donated car) FOR FREE. Wouldn’t you love it? All you have to do to get that free money is to advertise. Of course, car donations is a great AdSense niche.
Breathalyzers And Alcohol Tests
Now, I don’t know why this is a killer niche. I guess is a thriving market for breathalyzers out there, including portable breathalyzers, like keychain breathalyzers or cellphone breathalyzers that I wrote about.
ATM Machines
Holy crap, you can buy anything online today, including an ATM Machine. I wonder if it comes with cash, though? I wouldn’t mind paying three grand for an ATM if it came with $20000.
CCTV
CCTV simply stands for Closed Circuit Television and it’s basically a video surveillance system. CCTV and other types of surveillance systems are creeping up everywhere – not just convenience stores and warehouses, but offices, homes, parks, streets, schools, etc.
WOW, people goin crazy, drug bands doin their thang in Mexica
In the Mexican city of Villa Ahumada there is no police. Escaped even the local mayor. Gangs of drug traffickers almost captured the city with a population of 1500 people, which is located not far from Texas. Mexican drug cartels are becoming more brazen and defiant.
On Tuesday the army was able to discourage bandits police station, where all 20 employees were either killed or fled the city . Mayor Fidel Urrutia took refuge in the state capital, Chihuahua city, which is outside one thousand kilometres from seized. Now he is waiting for the soldiers that those repulsed from the city criminal gangs.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Iron Man The Movie Kicks Off the Records !
The summer movie season kicks off with a bang. Marvel's comic adaptation "Iron Man" took in more than $100 million dollars during its opening weekend. This is the 2nd best debut for a non-sequel film. It's the 10th best opening of any movie. The movie stars Robert Downey, Jr. as a superhero in a metal suit. It's the 1st release for Marvel Studios, who began financing its own productions after box office hits "Spiderman" and "Fantastic Four."
Romantic comedy "Made of Honor" starring Patrick Dempsey came in 2nd with $15.5 million dollars. "Baby Mama" came in 3rd with $10.5 million dollars.
Btw, here's an official movie trailer:
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