Was shot by my friend...
Monday, June 16, 2008
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
The Biggest Drawing In The World
I believe originality will save the world.
With the help of GPS and DHL this man made a selfportrait.
Unbelievable, ante it ?
His website - http://www.thebiggestdrawingintheworld.com
15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
There are too many pirates and ninjas roaming the Interwebs for my liking, so with Universal Day of the Jedi on its way for May 25, it makes sense to examine specifically why Jedi Knights pwn both Ninjas and Pirates.
1. Ninjas and Pirates have to at least break a sweat to disarm each other. A Jedi Knight just has to think it and you're screwed.
2. Ninjas may use stealth, but Jedi Knights can use the Force to make you freakin' forget they were even there. In fact, with just a wave of a Jedi's hand, you might end up finding yourself rocking back and forth outside a 7-11 while drooling profusely.
3. Seriously, can you name a ninja or pirate that is able to take out Sith Lord like Darth Maul, or a giant beast like the Rancor? I didn't think so...
4. A sword used by a Pirate or a Ninja can be broken. Try and break a lightsaber. Go on, biatch, try it.
5. Dress someone in a pirate or ninja suit and they look like they're in costume. Hand someone a lightsaber, and a cloak, and they look bad-ass.
6. Janitors prefer Jedi Knights because the lightsaber cauterizes wounds. That means less clean up than what's left over after a ninja and pirate go at it like a pair of retarded spider monkeys.
7. Thousands of people around the world have identified their religion as "Jedi" in international censuses. Nobody has identified their religion as pirate or ninja, because the pirates were too hung-over and the ninjas couldn’t find the way out of their pajamas.
8. Jedi Knights can rub their eyes without poking them out, whereas a Pirate can not.
9. Jedi Knights have incredibly visual names like "Skywalker". Pirates have sissy names like "Sparrow".
10. A ninja may try to sneak up on a Jedi, but a Jedi Knight can sense danger through the Force. A Ninja doesn't have a chance of using stealth.
11. Despite the talk of wookiees, durasteel, and midichlorians, you still have a better chance of understanding what a Jedi says, than what a Pirate says with all those ridiculous "arrr"'s...
12. Jedi Knights have Lightsabers. Period.
13. How many ninjas and pirates do you know of that achieve immortality in the form of ghostly spirits? That's right, not only can Yoda kick your sorry ass, he can also haunt your sorry ass for the rest of your life.
14. If a Jedi loses a limb, they get a robotic replacement. Pirates just get a wooden stump that somebody ripped off from a rocking chair. The last ninja who lost a limb is still stuck in the tree he was hiding in because he can't climb down.
15. Some might argue that Pirates get the wenches; but people forget that there can be some 'creative' uses for a "Jedi Mind Trick". You really don't think Yoda reached 900 years of age without getting lucky, right?
Friday, May 23, 2008
TSM Blog. The seduction.
Just started the blog that will be updated 3 times aweek, about seduction :)
The articles are taken from the books, sites & experience !
Also don't forget to subscribe the blog !
http://www.TheSeductionManual.blogspot.com
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Five Weird But Obscenely Profitable AdSense Niches.
I’m now reading a new site about AdSense niches (NicheGeek) and it lists profitable niches that are quite different from what ever-so-popular keyword list creators are trying to sell you (GeekNiche is 100% free, too).
I’ve picked five weird niches that make at least 50 cents per click or more. That’s about 5-10 times what an average AdSenser can expect to make.
Psychic Readings.
Psychic readings are nothing new. You’ve probably seen ads for phone psychic readings on cable stations for years. You can expect to make up to 70 cents per click on average and individual clicks may very well be worth couple of bucks.
Car donations
Now, think about that. Someone would give you something that worth several hundred to several thousand dollars (donated car) FOR FREE. Wouldn’t you love it? All you have to do to get that free money is to advertise. Of course, car donations is a great AdSense niche.
Breathalyzers And Alcohol Tests
Now, I don’t know why this is a killer niche. I guess is a thriving market for breathalyzers out there, including portable breathalyzers, like keychain breathalyzers or cellphone breathalyzers that I wrote about.
ATM Machines
Holy crap, you can buy anything online today, including an ATM Machine. I wonder if it comes with cash, though? I wouldn’t mind paying three grand for an ATM if it came with $20000.
CCTV
CCTV simply stands for Closed Circuit Television and it’s basically a video surveillance system. CCTV and other types of surveillance systems are creeping up everywhere – not just convenience stores and warehouses, but offices, homes, parks, streets, schools, etc.
WOW, people goin crazy, drug bands doin their thang in Mexica
In the Mexican city of Villa Ahumada there is no police. Escaped even the local mayor. Gangs of drug traffickers almost captured the city with a population of 1500 people, which is located not far from Texas. Mexican drug cartels are becoming more brazen and defiant.
On Tuesday the army was able to discourage bandits police station, where all 20 employees were either killed or fled the city . Mayor Fidel Urrutia took refuge in the state capital, Chihuahua city, which is outside one thousand kilometres from seized. Now he is waiting for the soldiers that those repulsed from the city criminal gangs.
Monday, May 12, 2008
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Iron Man The Movie Kicks Off the Records !
The summer movie season kicks off with a bang. Marvel's comic adaptation "Iron Man" took in more than $100 million dollars during its opening weekend. This is the 2nd best debut for a non-sequel film. It's the 10th best opening of any movie. The movie stars Robert Downey, Jr. as a superhero in a metal suit. It's the 1st release for Marvel Studios, who began financing its own productions after box office hits "Spiderman" and "Fantastic Four."
Romantic comedy "Made of Honor" starring Patrick Dempsey came in 2nd with $15.5 million dollars. "Baby Mama" came in 3rd with $10.5 million dollars.
Btw, here's an official movie trailer:
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Italian Convicted For Staring At Woman On Train
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine.
An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harrassment.
His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later.
The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.
The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.
The two did not speak.
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What should you do with your web-cam or the WEB-CAM TUTORIAL
A webcam is a digital camera that connects to your computer. The images taken by the camera can be transmitted and displayed on a web site with the use of software.
You will need the following:
a computer
a connection to the internet
a web camera
webcam software
a webpage and web host
The Camera
A webcam is a digital camera designed to take digital photographs and transmit them over the internet. The camera connects to your computer and takes a snapshot image that gets saved to your computer's hard drive. Webcam software allows you to control how often the camera takes a photo and updates(sends) that photo on your web server. It uploads a photo (.jpg) to your web host. A web host is a company that provides you with server space to host your web site files. The web hosts and serves (displays) your web pages to visitors who request your web page by accessing your Domain Name (http://www.yourname.com/).
A Snapshot or a Streaming Webcam?
Snapshot webcams take a snapshot image and refreshes that images (uploads) at set intervals. Image quality is very sharp and they are very easy to set up.
Streaming webcams: the nice part of the streaming webcams is that they stream (or at least try to). Streaming means you see the images of the webcam in a continuous motion (like in a TV) but the reality is that the image quality tends to be poor and the motion is not as smooth as the TV. This method consumes a lot of resources and it's not as easy to set up as the snapshot webcam...
LittleBeasts.com uses a Logitec Quickcam Pro 4000 and SpyCam webcam software by Bill Oatman.
The SoftwareNow that you have your webcam, the next step is to publish your images on the web. You need to tranfer the image saved to your computer to your web host. This is done with webcam software (Spycam, Chillcam) Some cameras include trial versions or full versions of their own webcam software.
How does the software work?
The software uses your Internet connection (dial up, DSL, cable, satelite) to upload via FTP (File Transfer Protocol) a single snapshot captured from the camera set up on your computer. You can set the file transfer to occur at set intervals (every 30 or 60 seconds). You will connect to your webhost using your username and password issued by your web hosting company.
The Web Page
How will your viewers see your webcam?They will visit your webpage. You create a webpage (webcam.html) that has your webcam image inserted into it.
Once you have created the HTML page that displays the webcam image in it, you need to know how to make the HTML page refresh the image. The webcam will be uploading a new image and anyone already viewing your HTML page will want to see the new images as they are updated.
Refreshing the Image
To get the latest shot captured by the webcam, users connected to your page will have to reload it or hit the refresh button to see the new image. If you add some extra HTML, Javascript code or Java applets to your webcam HTML page you can make it auto-reload the picture after a user-definable period.
META tag command: The simplest and oldest method (still in use though) of refreshing a webcam image on a webpage is made via a set of HTML commands set in the tag of your page.There is a META tag than can make a web page to auto reload after a period of time (in seconds) is reached. The syntax for this tag is as follows:
Set the "seconds" to equal the number of seconds it will take the browser to Reload the current page. The disadvantage of this method is that the whole page is reloaded, If you are using this method it is recommended that you keep the HTML page simple and with limited graphics so the page will reload quickly.
If you're new to HTML you may want a template to start your webcam site as soon as possible. Here are two resource sites that offer free templates.
LittleBeasts webcam page template
Genericam webcam page templates
Webcamworld webcam page templates
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